fruit snacks are made w/ gelatin????? i cant eat them anymore im so sad
vegan fruit snacks cost like 6 bucks and have to be ordered online wow
men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny
You’re not ugly, I’m just easy.
“A chip off the old brock”
i am heavily suffocating
It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s. And yes, we can all do the dance. I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance. Bobby can do the dance. Sherlock can do the dance. Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.
I REMEMBER THIS.
My Brain: This better not be what I think it’s gonna be.
It: *is what I thought it was going to be*
Me: *throws things out the window*
There are people who don’t know this song??
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THE DANCE
Wait a minute- SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS?????????
I’m not even an adult and I know this and the dance!
Mockingbirds: Your dead meat, Robin
okay but imagine if these guys were separate tho
like you just run into the orange one at the supermarket and while you’re standing behind him at the self checkout, you glance at him while he’s scanning his fruit flavored bird pellets and you see that his knuckles say “meat robin”
just meat robin
what does it mean, you wonder. you don’t want to ask him, though. your best guess is that hes named one of his fists meat and the other one robin, or that he perhaps uses “meat robin” as his choice insult before pounding someone’s face in.
what is a meat robin, you wonder. what does that mean. am i just not hip with the teen speak? what is a meat robin.
you think it is the ultimate insult, though. you go through the rest of your life using “meat robin” as your go-to insult because you saw it written on the knuckles of a huge orange bara bird at the supermarket
you still dont know what it means
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*
Noya lays down some sick beats while his team stands in awe of his coolness.
Why the hell were these guys in prison.
Probably for being the only fucking sane people in the entire town.
I keep forgetting this was an actual scene.
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?