Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday
GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY
It’s thursday in 20 minutes. ITS STILL WEDNESDAY I MADE IT
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
Freshwater Nixie, River Troll and Atlantic Sea King from Arthur Spiderwick’s Field Guide to the Fantastical World
Mermaids from this book - here
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
This Could Be Us But You Playin
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
my rock hard abs are under this thin layer of fat and hatred
when ur friends are all online
Ever miss listening to those songs you used to cry over while putting on your eyeliner and your fingerless gloves from HotTopic? Well, this is the fanmix for you!
☠ Sugar We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy ☠ I’m just a kid - Simple Plan ☠ I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace ☠ Skater Boi - Avril Lavinge ☠ In The End - Linkin Park ☠ Hey Yea - Outkast ☠ I Write Sins Not Tragedies - P!ATD ☠ She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 ☠ I’m Not Okay - MCR ☠ In The Middle - Jimmy Eats World ☠ Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani ☠ Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day ☠ Stacy’s Mom - Fountains of Wayne ☠ This is the Story of a Girl - Ninedays ☠ And 4 bonus secret tracks that you will have to listen to find out what they are!
school tomorrow more like school tomorno
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.